Oh baby, oh baby! Karl Rove has been subpoenaed to testify at the Scooter Libby trial. Be still my beating heart.
White House anxiety is mounting over the prospect that top officials—including deputy chief of staff Karl Rove and counselor Dan Bartlett-may be forced to provide potentially awkward testimony in the perjury and obstruction trial of Lewis (Scooter) Libby.
Aw, those poor sweetums are feeling anxiety? F*@k, yeah!
Who knows if Rove will actually end up on the witness stand, but, who cares? I feel a Friday night thrill at the news.